FOR SALE

Yup... I've finally gone and done it: Executive Outcomes.com is up for sale on eBay.

Here is the pitch:

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Get this highly attractive and easily brandible domain name - ExecutiveOutcomes.com.

• Do you have a management-consulting firm?
  
• Are you an executive recruiter?
  
• Are you looking to pop some bad-guys fantasizing about being Joe-Merc and want a testosterone-laced domain name to make up for the fact that you've really just been living in your mom's basement surviving on a steady diet of A-Team re-runs?

No problem... we have the solution for you.

Selected/inspired by the original "Executive Outcomes" - which was one of the worlds first "public" private military (mercenary) companies (which provided services to several hot-spots around the world prior to its eventual disbandment in 1999) this domain conjures images of clear, decisive action - even for those people who may not know the history of its original namesake.

Lets face it... the whole "Bond, James Bond" thing has been over-done and is over used (that's why she laughed at you in the club last night). Besides, Jamie-boy is pase as he's become a new-age sensitive brit school-boy pansy.

Other alternatives? Sure, you could get some tatoos, shave your head and name yourself after a gas-pump, but who wants that? Besides... your mercenary or consulting career will quickly go down the tubes and you'll be doing remakes of Kindergarten Cop in no time.

(for the bewildered, say it with me: V i n D i e s e l... very good.
Haven't seen it because mom wont let you? The "XXX" is the name of the movie... not the rating folks.)

So think about what you could do with such a cool domain name. Print out some all black business cards (including the writing) and be cool. Strip down to your pin-stripe black-silk ninja-gotch and stand in the mirror saying (in your best James Earl Jones voice) "I'm with Executive Outcomes, and I'm here to deliver!*"

For the bewildered:

* why you are selling your services in your gotch is a mystery to me, but to each his own

** Hey... male strippers that specialize in dressing as executives may also want this site... heck, I might just keep it and get paid to take off my clothes for executrixes everywhere... hmmmm... women in pin-striped power suits...

James Earl Jones is Darth Vader - and don't do the whole gasping for air thing... its not sexy.

• Get your fellow executives together and pool that coffee fund; you're going into business for yourselves! ExecutiveOutcomes.com!
  
  


• HR Guy? Get rid of your white shirt and tie... get that black t-shirt from your roomie and call up all those guys who think they're going to be senior management material. You can offer placement services as ExecutiveOutcomes.com!
  
  


• Discovered that dropping your pants in the board-room was kinda fun? Want to set yourself apart from the other guys who dress as cowboys and firemen when they're on stage? Get ExecutiveOutcomes.com printed on your G-string and show everyone that DOT-COM is [insert rude innuendo] back on the rise [/innuendo] .
  
  


• Wanna kill people in far off places and get paid for it, but can't join the army? No problem... start an army of your own as ExecutiveOutcomes.com and hope that none of the original guys are still around to kick your butt.
  

Get out of the basement and get your mom's credit card to buy this domain TODAY!

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Wow... Im quivering all over again. I might just go out and buy this for myself.